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Funny Happy Diwali Jokes & SMS to Share with Friends and Family

If there’s one thing in this world which makes everyone happy, then it’s jokes. I haven’t seen anyone in my life who and they don’t like jokes, and if there are some those type of people who don’t like jokes, then they are not of sound mind then. We all share lots of jokes or memes with our friends to have a great laugh and when it’s Happy Diwali time who wouldn’t like to read some happy Diwali jokes. Sometimes we all try very much hard to make someone smile, and if you are a person who is in search of happy Diwali jokes, then you’re at the right place because here I have uploaded unique and trending Diwali memes which you’ll love to share.

Happy Diwali Jokes 2018

Once a great man said “laughter is the best medicine we have got in this world for which we don’t have to pay anything” and I completely agree with this quote because whenever you feel low or want to change your mood. When it’s Diwali, everyone wants to be happy and enjoy the moment with their family but we all too much time on that day also and at that time what you should do is to send some funny, happy Diwali 2018 jokes to your friends which will give you guys joke nice laugh. I have seen many peoples who search for jokes or memes but they don’t find the unique ones, and that’s why here I have uploaded the unique jokes on Diwali 2018 which you will definitely like.Happy diwali 2018 jokes

Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai? Shashi- Mere Pas MAA..chis Hai.Happy Diwali

Send some crackers to those who criticize you. Let them be enlightened this Diwali

Apki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho.. Kintu Parantu ..I know its too early But I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish So I thougnt to finish Aunties & uncles 1st

बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर रंग फेंका था ।

संता बंता आपस में बातचीत कर रहे थे… संता ने पूछा:- पटाखा और फुलझड़ी का मतलब बता सकते हो!! बंता बोला:- हां बिलकुल! मेरी वाइफ तो पटाखा है और उसकी बात पूरी नहीं हुई थी कि… संता बोल पड़ा:- मेरी फुलझड़ी ह

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise..!!!!

अगर आपकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड आपसे चाँद सितारों की डिमान्ड करती है, तो आज ही एक रोकेट खरीद कर, उसे उस पर बिठाकर, रोकेट को आग लगा दो…

Agar Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Chand Sitaron Ki Dimand Karti Hai, To Aaj He Ek Rocket Khareedkar Use Us Par

Baithakar Rocket Ko Aag Laga Do… Diwali Latest Very Funny…

इस दिवाली स्वच्छ दिवाली मनाये| पटाखे फोड़कर ध्वनि प्रदुषण और कार्बन प्रदुषण न फैलाये| ऐसा बोलने वालो को कुर्सी से बांधकर उसके नीचे सुतली बम जलाये|

पिस्तौल तो हम अपने शौक के खातीर रखते है, वरना टिकली तो हम पत्थर पर रगड़ कर के भी फोड सकते है!! पति :- अर्ज करता हूँ कि जग घूमिया थारे जैसा ना कोई, जग घूमिया थारे जैसा ना कोई, पत्नी :- घर की साफ-सफाइ में हाथ बटाओ वरना दिमाग घूमिया, तो म्हारे जैसा ना…

जब कोई पटाखा थोडा सा जलकर फुस्स हो जाता है तो उसे पैर से कुचल कर कुछ लोग ऐसे फील लेते है जैसे टाइम बम defuse करके दुनिया को बचा लिया हो….

कुछ बच्चे सड़क पर अपने पटाखे जला रहे थे.. अभी एक पटाखे में चिंगारी लगाई ही थी की सामने से एक आंटी आती दिखी . .

May this Diwali give you Popularity Of Windows Features of Linux Independence of JAVA Ease of Visual Basic Power of Unix! Happy Deepawali!

Happy  Diwali 2018 jokes

Before the excess use of social media like like facebook, twitter most of the times people just used to search on the Internet only a few things when it comes to Diwali, and that was Diwali greetings or wish messages. But now the time has changed, and lots of people like to share jokes on the occasion of Diwali, and I know most of you guys must be in search of happy Diwali jokes 2018 because who doesn’t want to have fun on this tremendous auspicious day. Many people search for various reasons like some will share these jokes with their friends, close ones or even family members and it doesn’t matter for whom you’re seeking these jokes because here you will all of them for free. So go ahead and check out the ultimate collection of best happy Diwali jokes 2018.Funny Happy Diwali Jokes & SMS to Share

Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE! 1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!! PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO? BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO NAHLA DIYA

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teacher Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !! ..

में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ, कितुं क्या करू ? मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है, इसलिए पहले में Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaiseTazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!! Happy Diwali

Driver ko bonus diya? Clients ko dry fruits diya? Friends ko whatsapp greetings diya? Happy Diwali. The festivals of diyas.

I’m maachis & you’re pataka, Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Motaape ki tum vidaayi kar do Mere ghar ki safaayi kar do Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do

दिवाली की साफ-सफाई के दौरान कृपया आपके गर्लफ्रैंड और बॉयफ्रैंड द्वारा दिए गए और आपके द्वारा घर में छुपाए गए फोटो, प्रेमपत्र, उपहार या कोई अन्य चीजें याद करके घर से बाहर निकाल दें।

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Final Words

So these are some of the funniest and unique jokes on Diwali 2018 which I hope you must have liked and don’t forget to share them with other peoples too. Use the social communication platforms like WhatsApp, Facebook, Telegram and Instagram to share the Happy Diwali Jokes 2018 and make everyone happy. We wish you and your family a happy Diwali 2018, stay blessed.